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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:10 PM // 19:10   #561
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Orangutan grabs two pots and slams them together crushing Rancour's junk. Then he punches him in the boob and pees in his eye!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23   #562
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*Orangutan go around the bar and hump everyone*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #563
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Orangutan pees in sir skulkcrasher's eye for suggesting such a thing. Then he punches him in the boob.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #564
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*sits in corner waiting for something good to happen*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:28 PM // 19:28   #565
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"This thread would be alot more fun if you guys could be a little more imaginative and if Count Feanor could expand his vocabulary instead of just using "junk", "boob" and "pee" all the time!" shouts Rancour.

*Grabs Orangutan's tiny little chessnuts and squises them before he can get to hump Rancour*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #566
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*busts the orangutan upon the head with his bass guitar. returns to the pool table and starts up hustling people for more money*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #567
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*sits in corner, waiting for a friend to accompany me*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #568
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Hit veratas, and asorbs minion life, drinks 6 more beers and 2 shots before raising more minions from the other bar fighters who are dead from fighting other bar fighters, minions no longer asorb drunk'ness, instantly drunk beyond reasoning, WarRaven misses with an attack at Guardian, and somehow manages a haduken on the bartender....( where'd that come from? )...proceeds to pass out afteer spending all platinum on Dwarven ale.

:::End Transmission:::
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #569
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*take eletricial wires and shock everyone in the bar*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 08:46 PM // 20:46   #570
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*Stands up*

*Sees the electrical wires*

*Pops open a shaken beer can*

*Squirts it past the electrical wires at skulkcrasher (skulks from NS?)*

*Nothing happens*

"WHO SHUT THE POWER OUT!"
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 08:50 PM // 20:50   #571
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omg someone know about my plan

*take some hungry rabbits and unleash it into the bar*

*sit in the corner and watch as the rabbits bite everyone*

*Drink more vodka, beer*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 09:50 PM // 21:50   #572
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*enters bar an sits in the corner*
*casts a protective shield to block rabbits*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 09:51 PM // 21:51   #573
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*goes around the bar and pinches everyone once*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #574
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*enters bar and begins bleedign from avari's pinch while saying "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:00 PM // 22:00   #575
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*gives Ruoenkruez Tudor some booze to ease the pain*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:02 PM // 22:02   #576
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*Grab Avari Zi and hide her in the closet*
*Bring in trolls into the bar and unleash it on everyone*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:05 PM // 22:05   #577
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*sits in his corner wathcing the trolls kill everyone*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #578
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*drinks some vodka while in the closet* 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:10 PM // 22:10   #579
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*Threw bunch of stuffed teddy bears into the closet, and accidently threw Kg Lildude in there*
*Run into the closet and throw lildude out*
*hide in closet with Avari Zi*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #580
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*runs and locks closet door*
*Says "So Sorry Avari."*
*loads bow with fire arrows*
*shoots closet door*
*watches it catch on fire*
*leaves bar(I don't wanna hear Avari scream)*
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